Where did that come from?

So last night I was searching for something to wear and I realized that I had to go looking for my fat jeans in the back of my closet.  Yes, I gained weight and yes I have fat jeans.  I didn't give them all away I kept two three pairs.  I'm now the proud owner of some nice sized love handles.  Haven't seen them in a while and I'm so not happy.  There is absolutely nothing nice about walking around with a muffin top no matter how many you see walking the streets. No mi gusta the ole muffin top.  You'll be seeing me in a lot of black tops because nothing gives the illusion of being thinner than wearing black or at least that's what I believe.  At the end of April I was a size 4 and now I'm a snug 6.  I'm working on the diet and working out but it's going to take a lot of work to get back to my Brazilian bikini wearing days.  My face looks a bit swollen to which definitely doesn't help me because I have a huge head and face to begin with.  It's massive. I'm hoping I catch that bug I had in April where I lost like 3lbs in a week.  It was awesome because I didn't feel sick I just couldn't keep anything in my stomach.  Won't go into detail because it's not pretty but let's just say Immodium solved the problem. Or was it a problem? Anyway, I'd post a picture of me in my bikini to shame myself into shape but I think you'd go blind and I wouldn't want the last thing you see to be me.  Imagine the nightmares.  I'm trying to run a half marathon by the end of February but I can barely run 4 miles right now.  If I can get my ass to run every other day I should be in good shape for Spring Break because nothing says hot like a 30ish woman running around South Padre Island with college kids.  I kid.